Sometimes You Just Have To Keep Going.
I want us to make each other better.
someone you should probably hold on to  (via lunardemons)
I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.
(via bl-ossomed)

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

douhgnut:

if you look really closely you will see a little black dot and if you look really really really closely you will see that the little black dot is a whale breaching out of the water

douhgnut:

if you look really closely you will see a little black dot and if you look really really really closely you will see that the little black dot is a whale breaching out of the water

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

it all works out eventually, just breathe through existing moments and whatever happens after is what should’ve been. trust the universe.
overlyxclusive (via kushandwizdom)

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better.
Adam Gnade  (via floralprintharry)